Too late.
May 18, 2007 · Posted in Websites
I wish I would have known about this site sooner. There’s a whole slew of events that could have benefited.
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What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he’s the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.
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These are seriously the funniest cards ever. I particularly enjoyed the “Good thing you came on my belly” ecard.
Yeah, that one made me laugh, too. I also liked “If we were in prison, I’d help you not get raped.” Although I could best identify with “I guess I’ve been kind of anti-social for the last 15 years.”
I actually sent the prison card to my sister yesterday. I just wanted her to know the protection I would extend to her in the extremely off-chance we both get pinched and put in the same prison. I’d like to think that we are each emotionally stronger because of that card.
Haha! Nice! I sent the “May you live long enough to shit yourself” card to Derek as a belated birthday card. Yep, I’m pretty sweet.